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I need a beast to tame my brother.
With teeth, sharp claws and a roar.
A LION! I could feed it Billy biltong...
Yes! A lion would settle the score.
But... a lion has a huge appetite.
Skinny Billy won’t satisfy.
And once Brutus has a taste for us Moonas,
he’ll see me as Maddy stir-fry.
