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Dad thinks I should choose a cuddlier pet.
My parents are so hard to please.
They want me to have a pet I can hug.
A python? A python has squeeze.
But... if Snakey develops too much of a crush,
he’ll suffocate me with affection.
To be honest, I just can’t marry a snake!
And reptiles can’t handle rejection.
