Can Anyone Imagine?
Claude Utterback in a hurry.
Ceorge Cook Coming quietly upstairs.
Vera Bowen without a hair-ribbon.
Ida Park reading dime novels.
School without Harvey Farmer.
Hazel Bray sitting still.
Don Fields an orator.
Mary Winks being tardy.
Ralph Cook wildly excited.
Claude Record a Senator.
Miss Newman: “Class, I failed to call the roll yesterday, so please answer this morning for both days.”
(Begins): “Miss Kersey?”
“Present.”
“Miss Thompson?”
“Present”
“Mr. Kitchen?”
“Absent.”
Miss Newman (absent mindedly): “Yesterday or today?”
Mr. Payne had been talking for an hour on good behavior. He stopped for breath and Cleo Apple said: “Say, its your lower jaw that works ain’t it?”