Lyons Bargain Store
(Just what the name implies.) We have a little of everything. Ladies’ and Gents’ Furnishings, Dry Goods, China, Notions, Etc., Magazines and Books. Post Cards: Home Views, Birthday and Seasonable.
“Once a customer—always”
Dr. Earl K. Pfaff
Rookery Building
North Indiana Street
Telephones:
Office 213 Residence 171
Pupils wishing to drink will find a “can” in Mr. Payne’s office.
The teachers are not allowed to play in the hall ways.
Anyone wishing to see student boys will find them at Chaffee’s.
Boys are not allowed to loaf as the teachers do that.
Do not leave jam and jellies on the desks.
Girls must not slide down banisters.
Anyone wishing to view the library must put on wraps in the hall.
“Generally speaking girls are—”
“Yes, they are.”
“Are what?”
“Generally speaking.”
Hallie Kitchen has conceived a new plan by which he can give the girls “lemons” without facing them as it scares him so. He goes around after night and lays the “lemons” on the door step.
Roy Robbins (in English): “They came to an attracted meeting.”
