Punch/Volume 147/Issue 3826/The Excursionist

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Punch, Volume 147, Issue 3826 (November 4th, 1914)
The Excursionist by Bernard Partridge
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4258324Punch, Volume 147, Issue 3826 (November 4th, 1914) — The ExcursionistBernard Partridge
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THE EXCURSIONIST.

Scene: Ticket Office at ——— (censored).

Tripper Wilhelm. "FIRST CLASS TO PARIS."

Clerk. "LINE BLOCKED."

Wilhelm. "THEN MAKE IT WARSAW."

Clerk. "LINE BLOCKED."

Wilhelm. "WELL, WHAT ABOUT CALAIS?"

Clerk. "LINE BLOCKED."

Wilhelm. "HANG IT! I MUST GO SOMEWHERE! I PROMISED MY PEOPLE I WOULD."

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