Punch/Volume 147/Issue 3831/Truthful Willie
[Suggested by an American's interview with the Crown Prince and also by Wordsworth's "We are Seven."]
A simple earnest-minded youth,
Who wore in both his eyes
A calm pellucid lake of Truth—
What should he know of lies ?
Who wore in both his eyes
A calm pellucid lake of Truth—
What should he know of lies ?
I met a gentle German Prince,
His name was Truthful Will,
An honest type—and, ever since,
His candour haunts me still.
His name was Truthful Will,
An honest type—and, ever since,
His candour haunts me still.
"About this War—come tell me, Sir,
If you would be so kind,
Just any notions which occur
To your exalted mind."
If you would be so kind,
Just any notions which occur
To your exalted mind."
"Frankly, I cannot bear," said he,
"The very thought of strife;
It seems so sad; it seems to me
A wicked waste of life.
"The very thought of strife;
It seems so sad; it seems to me
A wicked waste of life.
"Thank Father's God that I can say
My constant aim was Peace;
I simply lived to see the Day
(Den Tag) when wars would cease.
My constant aim was Peace;
I simply lived to see the Day
(Den Tag) when wars would cease.
"But, just as I was well in train
To realise my dream,
Came England, all for lust of gain,
And spoilt my beauteous scheme.
To realise my dream,
Came England, all for lust of gain,
And spoilt my beauteous scheme.
"But tell me how the rumours run;
Be frank and tell the worst
Touching myself; you speak to one
With whom the Truth comes first."
Be frank and tell the worst
Touching myself; you speak to one
With whom the Truth comes first."
"Prince," I replied, "the vulgar view
Pictured you on your toes
Eager for gore; they say that you
Were ever bellicose."
Pictured you on your toes
Eager for gore; they say that you
Were ever bellicose."
"'Twas you, the critics say, who led
The loud War Party's cry
For blood and iron." "Oh!" he said,
"Oh what a dreadful lie!
The loud War Party's cry
For blood and iron." "Oh!" he said,
"Oh what a dreadful lie!
"'War Party'? Well, I'm Father's pet,
And, if such things had been,
He must have let me know, and yet
I can't think what you mean."
And, if such things had been,
He must have let me know, and yet
I can't think what you mean."
"But your Bernhardi," I replied,
"He preached the Great War Game."
"'Bernhardi'! who was he?" he cried;
"I never heard his name!
"He preached the Great War Game."
"'Bernhardi'! who was he?" he cried;
"I never heard his name!
"Dear Father must be told of him;
Father, who loathes all war,
Is looking rather grey and grim,
But that should make him roar!"
Father, who loathes all war,
Is looking rather grey and grim,
But that should make him roar!"
So, with a smile that knew no art,
He left me well content
Thus to have communed, heart to heart,
With one so innocent.
He left me well content
Thus to have communed, heart to heart,
With one so innocent.
And still I marvelled, having scanned
Those eyes so full of Truth,
"Oh why do men misunderstand
This bright and blameless youth?"
O. S.
Those eyes so full of Truth,
"Oh why do men misunderstand
This bright and blameless youth?"
O. S.