Shakespeare - First Folio facsimile (1910)/Twelfe Night/Act 3 Scene 2
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Scœna Secunda.
Enter Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, and Fabian.
And.
No faith, Ile not stay a iot longer:
No faith, Ile not stay a iot longer:
To.
Thy reason deere venom, giue thy reason.
Thy reason deere venom, giue thy reason.
Fab.
You must needes yeelde your reason, Sir Andrew?
You must needes yeelde your reason, Sir Andrew?
And.
Marry I saw your Neece do more fauours to the
Counts Seruing-man, then euer she bestow'd vpon mee:
I saw't i'th Orchard.
Marry I saw your Neece do more fauours to the
Counts Seruing-man, then euer she bestow'd vpon mee:
I saw't i'th Orchard.
To.
Did she see the while, old boy, tell me that.
Did she see the while, old boy, tell me that.
And.
As plaine as I see you now.
As plaine as I see you now.
Fab.
This was a great argument of loue in her toward
you.
This was a great argument of loue in her toward
you.
And.
S'light; will you make an Asse o'me.
S'light; will you make an Asse o'me.
Fab.
I will proue it legitimate sir, vpon the Oathes of
iudgement, and reason.
I will proue it legitimate sir, vpon the Oathes of
iudgement, and reason.
To.
And they haue beene grand Iurie men, since before
Noah was a Saylor.
And they haue beene grand Iurie men, since before
Noah was a Saylor.
Fab.
Shee did shew fauour to the youth in your sight,
onely to exasperate you, to awake your dormouse valour
to put fire in your Heart, and brimstone in your Liuer:
you should then haue accosted her, and with some excellent
iests, fire-new from the mint, you should haue bangd
the youth into dumbenesse: this was look'd for at your
hand, and this was baulkt: the double gilt of this
opportunitie you let time wash off, and you are now sayld into
the North of my Ladies opinion, where you will hang
like an ysickle on a Dutchmans beard, vnlesse you do redeeme
it, by some laudable attempt, either of valour or policie.
Shee did shew fauour to the youth in your sight,
onely to exasperate you, to awake your dormouse valour
to put fire in your Heart, and brimstone in your Liuer:
you should then haue accosted her, and with some excellent
iests, fire-new from the mint, you should haue bangd
the youth into dumbenesse: this was look'd for at your
hand, and this was baulkt: the double gilt of this
opportunitie you let time wash off, and you are now sayld into
the North of my Ladies opinion, where you will hang
like an ysickle on a Dutchmans beard, vnlesse you do redeeme
it, by some laudable attempt, either of valour or policie.
And.
And't be any way, it must be with Valour, for
policie I hate: I had as liefe be a Brownist, as a Politician.
And't be any way, it must be with Valour, for
policie I hate: I had as liefe be a Brownist, as a Politician.
To.
Why then build me thy fortunes vpon the basis of
valour. Challenge me the Counts youth to fight with him
hurt him in eleuen places, my Neece shall take note of it,
and assure thy selfe, there is no loue-Broker in the world,
can more preuaile in mans commendation with woman,
then report of valour.
Why then build me thy fortunes vpon the basis of
valour. Challenge me the Counts youth to fight with him
hurt him in eleuen places, my Neece shall take note of it,
and assure thy selfe, there is no loue-Broker in the world,
can more preuaile in mans commendation with woman,
then report of valour.
Fab.
There is no way but this sir Andrew.
There is no way but this sir Andrew.
An.
Will either of you beare me a challenge to him?
Will either of you beare me a challenge to him?
To.
Go, write it in a martial hand, be curst and briefe:
it is no matter how wittie, so it bee eloquent, and full of
inuention: taunt him with the license of Inke: if thou
thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amisse, and as many
Lyes, as will lye in thy sheete of paper, although the
sheete were bigge enough for the bedde of Ware in England,
set 'em downe, go about it. Let there bee gaulle enough
in thy inke, though thou write with a Goose-pen,
no matter: about it.
Go, write it in a martial hand, be curst and briefe:
it is no matter how wittie, so it bee eloquent, and full of
inuention: taunt him with the license of Inke: if thou
thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amisse, and as many
Lyes, as will lye in thy sheete of paper, although the
sheete were bigge enough for the bedde of Ware in England,
set 'em downe, go about it. Let there bee gaulle enough
in thy inke, though thou write with a Goose-pen,
no matter: about it.
And.
Where shall I finde you?
Where shall I finde you?
To.
Wee'l call thee at the Cubiculo: Go.
Exit Sir Andrew.
Wee'l call thee at the Cubiculo: Go.
Exit Sir Andrew.
Fa.
This is a deere Manakin to you Sir Toby.
This is a deere Manakin to you Sir Toby.
To.
I haue beene deere to him lad, some two thousand
strong, or so.
I haue beene deere to him lad, some two thousand
strong, or so.
Fa.
We shall haue a rare Letter from him; but you'le
not deliuer't
We shall haue a rare Letter from him; but you'le
not deliuer't
To.
Neuer trust me then: and by all meanes stirre on
the youth to an answer. I thinke Oxen and waine-ropes
cannot hale them together. For Andrew, if he were open'd
and you finde so much blood in his Liuer, as will clog the
foote of a flea, Ile eate the rest of th' anatomy.
Neuer trust me then: and by all meanes stirre on
the youth to an answer. I thinke Oxen and waine-ropes
cannot hale them together. For Andrew, if he were open'd
and you finde so much blood in his Liuer, as will clog the
foote of a flea, Ile eate the rest of th' anatomy.
Fab.
And his opposit the youth beares in his visage no
great presage of cruelty.
And his opposit the youth beares in his visage no
great presage of cruelty.
Enter Maria.
To.
Looke where the youngest Wren of mine comes.
Looke where the youngest Wren of mine comes.
Mar.
If you desire the spleene, and will laughe your
selues into stitches, follow me; yond gull Maluolio is
turned Heathen, a verie Renegatho; for there is no christian
that meanes to be saued by beleeuing rightly, can euer
beleeue such impossible passages of grossenesse. Hee's in
yellow stockings.
If you desire the spleene, and will laughe your
selues into stitches, follow me; yond gull Maluolio is
turned Heathen, a verie Renegatho; for there is no christian
that meanes to be saued by beleeuing rightly, can euer
beleeue such impossible passages of grossenesse. Hee's in
yellow stockings.
To.
And crosse garter'd?
And crosse garter'd?
Mar.
Most villanously: like a Pedant that keepes a
Schoole i'th Church: I haue dogg'd him like his murtherer.
He does obey euery point of the Letter that I dropt,
to betray him: He does smile his face into more lynes,
then is in the new Mappe, with the augmentation of the
Indies: you haue not seene such a thing as tis: I can
hardly forbeare hurling things at him, I know my Ladie will
strike him: if shee doe, hee'l smile, and take't for a
great fauour.
Most villanously: like a Pedant that keepes a
Schoole i'th Church: I haue dogg'd him like his murtherer.
He does obey euery point of the Letter that I dropt,
to betray him: He does smile his face into more lynes,
then is in the new Mappe, with the augmentation of the
Indies: you haue not seene such a thing as tis: I can
hardly forbeare hurling things at him, I know my Ladie will
strike him: if shee doe, hee'l smile, and take't for a
great fauour.
To.
Come bring vs, bring vs where he is.
Exeunt Omnes.
Come bring vs, bring vs where he is.
Exeunt Omnes.