Songs and Lyrics (Lehrer)/Finch and Dench

by Thomas Andrew Lehrer

FINCH AND DENCH

(from The Electric Company)

words and music by Tom Lehrer

Frederick Fin--ch
Never would flin--ch
Even in a pin--ch
Never gave an in--ch
Ev'rything was a cin--ch--ch
For Freddie Fin--ch, Fin--ch--ch
Freddie Fin--ch. (Alt. : Fin--dee--din--ch)

Deborah Den--ch
Was a cool wen--ch
Sitting on a ben--ch
She would often clen--ch
A book that was all in Fren--ch--ch
Did Debbie Den--ch, Den--ch--ch,
Debbie Den--ch. (Alt.: Den--dee--den--ch)

Finch saw Den--ch
Reading her Fren--ch
Thought he'd try to wren--ch
Debbie from her ben--ch
He brought a bun--ch
Of flowers to lun--ch
She was pleased as pun--ch
And I have a hun--ch
The two of them are now in a clin--ch--ch
Den--ch
And
Fin--ch, Fin--ch--ch ,
Freddie Fin--ch. (Alt.: Fin--dee--din--ch or Dench and Fin--ch)